How to Act Like a Cute Baby on Club Penguin

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Tips and Warnings:

• There are "baybee abusers" and "kidnapers" who "kidnap" you and take them to there iggy (Play along with the "kidnapers", and actualy go to there igloo and say "wet me go!" or "im telling my dah dee/muh mee or both!)
• One good tip HAVE FUN!
• Don't be annoying.
• If you act cute and you keep saying "A goo goo!" or "Can't support wittle head!" and no one pays attention to you, don't start yelling cute things in exclamation marks. People will still ignore you. Don't keep acting as cute as you can to get noticed over and over again. People will think you are desperate to get picked. Don't keep saying, "A goo goo goo goo!" or "CAN'T SUPPORT WITTLE HEAD!" People will start to get the idea that you are annoying and they won't pick you.

• Do not grow up and kill your family. You could get banned.
• Do not be mean or do anything to hurt your parents' feelings. You could hurt the real persons' feelings and they may tell their REAL parents!
• If your mu mu/ da comes on right when s/he adopts you, s/he might say gtg (gotta go) and delete you because he/she just wants to get you all worked up and excited because you got a home. Then, they will delete you so, show him/her who gets deleted 1st! (Just remember that they might delete you before they say gtg. If they delete you first, don't get too upset. Go to the pet shop and get another family.)
• Being cute does not mean being rude and bratty. Be a nice baby, your parents will like you more and treat you nicer!
• Some families are baby abusers, so be careful! If you get picked by a mean family that mistreats you, go back to the pet shop and find a new family.
• Remember, if you like to be a tum tum baby or breastfeed, that's okay. But be careful, some mah mahs (mommies) on Club Penguin think it is wrong or perverted. If your mah mah tells you they do not like it or they tell you to stop, don't continue and don't pretend you'll die if you don't get "boo milky" or a "tum tum." Just be a normal baby for now, and you can find a new mah mah later who accepts this more. Also, try not to get your feelings hurt and cry if your mah mah says "Ewww" or "That's gross!" It may sound mean, but they are probably not trying to make you feel bad. Just remember, some people are offended by this behavior. (And be careful about what you say, you can get reported for sexual language.)
• Being cute doesn't mean being snobby and rude. If a mah mah/ da da comes up to adopt you in the pet shop and they aren't rich, don't wiggle out of their arms or run away screaming and crying. It's very rude, and people will start to think you are snobby and annoying. Don't only go with mah mahs that will spoil you rotten and fall head-over-heels for you. Be nice and be someone's baby that could really use a lovable child.
• Don't be rude to nonmembers. If a nonmember comes to adopt you, don't ignore them or say no. Don't run away screaming and crying. It's hurtful to nonmembers when they can't adopt any babies because they all act like snobby brats and run away. Say yes once and while! Sure, maybe they will have a small empty igloo, but you can always tell them to go to your igloo instead! And here's a little fact about nonmembers: they may not spoil you rotten with toys and elmos, but they will love you to pieces! Nonmembers are usually very nice and understanding, and they will take the time to listen to your feelings. (Remember, you used to be a nonmember too! Put yourself in their shoes and imagine how you would feel if you wanted a Club Penguin baby and you kept getting rejected!)
• Never say "Wants rich blonde wammy with massive boo!" Not only is it perverted and shallow, you will get reported for sexual language and banned quickly. Besides, who really cares about hair color and how rich they are? It's a computer game! And since when do penguins have boobs? People will think you are a perverted sicko, so don't do it in the first place.